Spicy Crab & Avocado Cucumber Noodles


Makes enough for 2
Start to finish: 20 minutes


  • 1 English cucumber
  • 1 avocado, pit, scoop, slice
  • 6 ounces (170g) crab meat of choice (even the fake shit if you want)
  • 1/4 cup mayo
  • 2-3 tablespoons sriracha
  • 1/2 teaspoon cayenne
  • 1 tablespoon lime juice


  1. Mix together mayo, sriracha, cayenne, lime juice. Set aside.
  2. Cut cucumber as needed to fit in spiralizer and make the noodles happen. I use WonderVeg. No spiralizer? Just grate or finely chop the cucumber to make it more of a salad. Will still taste fucking awesome.
  3. Arrange your cucumber, avocado, crab, and sauce however the hell you want. My preference: sauce on plate, avocado, cucumber noodles, crab on top. (May not want to go balls to the wall with the sauce right off the bat, ease it in there.)
  4. If you’re feeling like you need some carbs, cook up some quinoa and throw it in there. Can totally shred some nori and throw it on top to get a deconstructed sushi feel.

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