Chewy Ass Chocolate Chip Cookies

Makes: 29 cookies Start to finish: About 40 minutes Ingredients 3/4 cup (169g) unsalted butter, melted 1 cup (200g) packed brown sugar 1/2 cup (100g) white sugar 1.5 tablespoons (22mL) vanilla extract 1… Continue reading

Chipotle-Green Chile Pimento Cheese

Serves 10 Start to finish: 15 minutes Ingredients 3 ounces (85g)cream cheese, softened 1/3 cup mayo (75mL) (you can add more to taste) 1 diced chipotle (from a can of chipotles in adobo)… Continue reading

Latin Quinoa + Chimichurri Potatoes

Serves 6 Start to finish: about 1.5 hours Latin Quinoa 1 1/2 cups (375g) quinoa, rinsed 3 cups (.75L) veggie broth (or water) 1 teaspoon (5g) salt 1/2 cup (118mL) salsa of choice 1-2 canned chipotle… Continue reading

Buffalo Cauliflower

Makes: 2-3 servings Start to Finish: A little over an hour Ingredients 1 head of cauliflower, cut into bite-sized chunks 2/3 cup flour 2/3 cup water 1.5 teaspoons garlic powder 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 3 tablespoons… Continue reading

Nervosa / Suspended Menu

Recipes: Latin Quinoa + Chimichurri PotatoesLatin Quinoa + Chimichurri Potatoes     A night of chicks who trash. Killer. I first saw Nervosa on 70000 Tons of Metal. Since that memory was pretty…foggy,… Continue reading

Stuffed ‘Shrooms

Ingredients 12 baby bella mushrooms, cleaned 4 garlic cloves, thinly sliced a few sprigs fresh thyme 3 tablespoons butter or olive oil, plus more to taste 2 chopped shallots 1 ½ cups quinoa Salt… Continue reading

Avocado-Cilantro Dressing

Makes: 1.5-2 cups Ingredients: 3 avocados, cut in half, remove pit, scoop juice of 2 limes 1/2 – 1 jalapeño 1/2 bunch cilantro 1 garlic clove 1/2 tablespoon cumin 1 tablespoon red wine… Continue reading

Carrot-Cashew Croquettes

Makes: about 10 cakes Start to finish (including soaking time): 4 hours, 45 minutes Ingredients Chipotle Cashew Crema: 1 cup (150g) cashews, soaked in 2 cups cold water, covered, leave at room temp… Continue reading

Spicy Crab & Avocado Cucumber Noodles

Makes enough for 2 Start to finish: 20 minutes Ingredients 1 English cucumber 1 avocado, pit, scoop, slice 6 ounces (170g) crab meat of choice (even the fake shit if you want) 1/4… Continue reading

Latin Roasted Potatoes

Makes about 4 side servings Start to finish: 45 minutes Ingredients 2 pounds (about 900g) potatoes, skin on, scrubbed, chopped* 1 tablespoon coconut oil (or olive oil) 1 tablespoon chili, ancho, or chipotle… Continue reading